- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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