- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

A muslim paints Mohammed

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

SHUT UP JP

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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