- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A guy walks into a bar

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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