- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Gus's mom

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

roses are red violets should be purple

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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