- Anti Joke

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

Let's say you're inside a building and you are lost. You need to find directions to get out. But the building is so big almost like a maze or labyrinth. You start walking until you see 2 doors and each door is guarded by a man. Now in between the 2 doors is a message on the wall. It says: "Dear friend, I assume that you are lost and want to get out. There is hope! You have an option to choose one of these doors guarded by these men. You may ask one of these men which door leads to freedom. However, 1 guard ALWAYS tells a lie and 1 guard ALWAYS tells the truth. If you are to choose the wrong door, you will be locked in the building forever. So choose wisely and ask the right question. Good luck! Sincerely, the owner of the building." So you think to yourself and try to figure out what the hell did you get yourself into. This is a very tricking situation. You have one liar and one honest man. How can you tell which is lying and with is telling the truth? After minutes of confusion and thinking, you have finally decided to ask one guard a question. ----spoiler alert----- So you ask the guard one question. "What would the other guard say is the door to freedom?" The guard said "This door" You choose the opposite door and you are now free. The End [Explanation: You have 2 doors. Let's say door A is losing and door B is winning. If you ask the liar what would the other guard say, he we lie and say door A. So you pick the opposite door, which door B and you win. Now if you ask the truth teller what would the other guard say, he we tell the truth and say the same answer, door A. So you pick the opposite door and win]

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Who is Dank? A: Billal