q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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