What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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haha

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Haha, I get it..

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Anti Joke

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