- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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