What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Dead girls can't say no.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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