Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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