- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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