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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

your face

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Your mother is so fat.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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