- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Knock knock Fuck off!

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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