What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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