- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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