- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

it was all Tagart

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??