why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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