A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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