What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Why? Because.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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