why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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