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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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