Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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Whats green? The color green.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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