We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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