- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

SHUT UP JP

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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