- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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