Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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