- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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