- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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