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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

I? Everett

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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