- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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