Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

I dont have a girlfriend

Pickles are moist.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Jeff

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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