- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Camerons hair is Curly..

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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