- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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