- Anti Joke

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher