Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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