What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Please ignore this statement.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

antonis sister is mighty fine

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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