- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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