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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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