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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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