How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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