What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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