During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

George W. Bush

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Alchohol.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Anti Joke

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