- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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