- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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