Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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