Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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