- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

an american walks out of a strip club.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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