- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Sixty... eight

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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