- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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