Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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