- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

"Knock knock" Come in!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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