Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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