- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

The Morman Religion.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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