What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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