Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Screw it you write the joke.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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