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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

drugs.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Women's rights.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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