i wonder who made this website? a human

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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