- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

every knight i see an owl at window

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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