Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Whats 1+1? window!

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why didn't he finish his

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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