- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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