What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Man U

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What is life? Paul.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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