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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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