- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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