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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Guess what? I like trains.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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