- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

field day?

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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