Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

Women's Rights

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

alert('The Game')

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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