Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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