There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Anti Joke

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