- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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