Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Pickles

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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It's all Taggart

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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