- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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