- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

How High is a Chinese man

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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