Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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How you know when dislextic

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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