why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Can anyone Lenin money?

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Black people in Camden NJ.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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