- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

mexicans fishing

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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