- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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