So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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