- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Women outside of the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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