- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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