- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Jordan is pregant

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Golf.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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