What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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