The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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