- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Allah walked into AK Bar

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Chuck Norris.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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