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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

[Set up] [No punch line]

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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