- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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