Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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