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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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