A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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how much fish could a chicken

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What is green and slow Grass.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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