What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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quantum physics?

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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