Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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