- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What hurts like hell? HELL

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

A baby seal walks into a club.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Women's Rights

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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