What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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One, two, three, four and five

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9/11 my birthday

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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