- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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