Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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