- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??