- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Morning wood.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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