Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

why do mexicans get made fun of

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

why was kade sad? he shit himself

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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