Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Eric is gay Ha

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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