Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

su algato es en fuego

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

why do mexicans get made fun of

Where's my tractor?

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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