You having friends.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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