- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

if you don't like this you're gay

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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