What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Your Mom The End.

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Why so serious ?

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Where's my baby??

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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