- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

nolan is gay

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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