- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Guest what in the butt

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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