What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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someone called someone else a frog

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Anti Joke

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