Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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