- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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