- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Title IX

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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