Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Anti Joke

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