- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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