- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

A baby seal walks into a club.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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