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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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