Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

knock knock come in

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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