- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

where do some birds live in? Earth

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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