- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Cripples are lame.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??