What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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