- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Men

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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