Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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