Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Turkey Balls

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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My jeans

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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