- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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