- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Swag.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What's the difference between a duck?

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

I had 99 problems Solved them all

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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