A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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