- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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