If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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