- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Your sex life.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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