Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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