- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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