What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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quantum physics?

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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