- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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