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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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