Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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