Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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