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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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