- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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