They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

why was kade sad? he shit himself

A penis walks into a bar..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Anti Joke

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