- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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