What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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