- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

The GOV and the WHO?

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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