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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Get on the boat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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