- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

123 f*ck off

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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