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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.