- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

derp

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

I put my baby in a microwave.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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