- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Male leadership.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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