- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

I was watching Fox news.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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