- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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