Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

A black man walks out of a police station

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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