- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

a man checks his mypsace

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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