- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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