You are joking right?

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

silver bullet?

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

deez nuts

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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