- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

i hate non minorities!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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