Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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