- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

I went to school. Then I came home.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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