- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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