- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Eric is gay Ha

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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