Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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