- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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