- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What did the man say to his doctor?

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

a irish man walks past a bar

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

your so fat. your fat!

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