A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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nolan is gay

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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