- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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