- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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