- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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