Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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you give like i give lomain

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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