There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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what do you call a black guy african american

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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Justin beiber..

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