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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Guess What??? Ur Murr

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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