Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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