Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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