Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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su algato es en fuego

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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So these two girls have a cup .

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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