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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

I used to know what alzheimers was

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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