How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

su algato es en fuego

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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