- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock!? . . No.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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