- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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