- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Urban ghettos

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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