- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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