What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Robin, get in the car, please.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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