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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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