- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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