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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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