- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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