- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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