- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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