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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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