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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

There once was this guy and he fell down

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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