- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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