What's stupid a light bulb.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

I have a really funny joke.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What does two plus two equal? 4

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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