- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Beka has AIDS

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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