- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What's long and black The unemployment line

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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