Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

knock knock who's there ?

angelo snyder is not ga

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Communism hehe xd

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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