- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

38 studio's new game... Finance City

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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