- Anti Joke

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

miha kako si?

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What is 9+10? 19

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.