- Anti Joke

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS