What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

White NBA players.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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