Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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