- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

That's illegal What? Your mom

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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