What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Q- Why? A- Why not?

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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