What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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