Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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