Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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