- Anti Joke

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What's stupid a light bulb.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.