Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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