There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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