- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

black chicken. kfc

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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