- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What is better than life? Nothing.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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