- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??