- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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