- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

One, two, three, four and five

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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