- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

How old is victor? Half past dead

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Oh s***

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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