"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

penis

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Guest what in the butt

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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