My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

In soviet Russia...things are different

XD Jackass.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

why did the black guy die? cancer

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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